What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant.
What do elephants do for laughs? They tell people jokes.
Why do elephants stomp on people? That is how they play squash.
What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles? An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks? An elephant with spare parts.
How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed? Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it? Time to get a new car.
What should you do to a blue elephant? Cheer it up.
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!
What's big, gray and flies straight up?
An elecopter!
What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!
What's big and gray and lives in a lake in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Elephant!
What's big and gray and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!
Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!
Teacher: How do you spell elephant?
Pupil: E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t>
Teacher: That's not how the dictionary spells it
Pupil:You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Pupil: " Four elephants and two lions!"
What's gray and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift!
What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo? Because he'd rather go to the movies!
What's blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!
What's grey and lights up?
An electric elephant!
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back!
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
Dumbo!
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